Dr Finlay - Andy Stewart

In the land of bonnie Scotland lives a doctor of great fame

In a place called Tannochbrae and Doctor Finlay is his name

All the ladies of the parish whether bold or quite demure

Will agree with you and me that Doctor Finlay is the cure

Oh Doctor Finlay we will all agree

Is without a doubt let's shout it out the finest wee GP

He travels far in his little car and all the ladies say

Oh we never eat an apple 'cause it keeps the doctor away

Doctor Finlay Doctor Finlay is a fine young man

And I'm proud to be housekeeper to him and Doctor Cameron

Sometimes I hear them argue and the air turns blue

But I have the last word for I just say mm hmm

Oh Doctor Finlay we will all agree

Is without a doubt let's shout it out the finest wee GP

He travels far in his little car and all the ladies say

Oh we never eat an apple 'cause it keeps the doctor away

Oh my that Doctor Finlay he's a stickler for the truth

He thinks his practice makes him perfect

And he's the confidence of youth

He insists on modern methods in the medical dominion

But as the man with the wooden leg said

It's a matter of a opinion

Oh Doctor Finlay we will all agree

Is without a doubt let's shout it out the finest wee GP

He travels far in his little car and all the ladies say

Oh we never eat an apple 'cause it keeps the doctor away

Doctor Finlay may I remind you that you aren't always right

Take the case of old McPherson

That you diagnosed the other night

You pronounced the man to be dead

And had us all in quite a funk

The poor old soul was dead alright

Man dead drunk

Oh Doctor Finlay we will all agree

Is without a doubt let's shout it out the finest wee GP

He travels far in his little car and all the ladies say

Oh we never eat an apple 'cause it keeps the doctor away