作曲：

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree

I've lost the key to my front door

I can't get in there anymore oh my

I've lost the key to my love's heart

It's down the drain and in the dark oh my

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree

As I was riding home from work

I saw a robber steal a shirt oh my

I shouted oi and yelled stop thief

The policeman booked me for

Disturbing the peace oh my

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree

As I was swimming in the sea

I came across a bomb or three oh my

I took them to the coastguard man

Who said hurry up and get th oh my

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree

I've lost the key to my front door

I can't get in there anymore oh my

I've lost the key to my love's heart

It's down the drain and in the dark oh my

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree