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Dump The Dog - Loudon Wainwright III

Dump the dog & feed the garbage

Mow the floor & sweep the lawn

Salt & pepper on my porridge

Some day I'll be dead & gone

Oh my good girl loves me madly & my bad girl is a flirt

I'll take the good with the bad gladly

And I'll treat them both like dirt

Bread & butter for my breakfast peanut butter for my lunch

Apple butter for my dinner

Marjorine for Sunday brunch

Baseball's fine Football's rougher basketballers are all tall

But I like hockey hockey's tougher

You must play without a ball

It's too much bother & too much trouble I have stood all I can stand

I'm a son & I'm a father

I am just a middle man

When I wake up in the morning I hop up right out of bed

Unless of course I am hung over

Then I pretend that I am dead

Dump the dog & feed the garbage

Mow the floor & sweep the lawn

Salt & pepper on my porridge

Some day I'll be dead & gone