Secondary Modern - Elvis Costello / The Attractions

This must be the place

Second place in the human race

Down in the basement

Now I know what he meant

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But there must be a problem

Till the girls go home

This is the hand that you never shook

You never gave me

The chance that I took

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But there won't be a problem

Till the girls go home

Is it out of the question

Between you and me

Is it pleasure or business

Or a packet of three

Nobody makes me sad like you

Now my whole world

Goes from blue to blue

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But there won't be a problem

Till the girls go home

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But there won't be a problem till

The girls go home

Till the girls go home

Till the girls go home

Till the girls go home