歌曲名 Me

歌手名 Burke Moses/Susan Egan

作词：Tim Rice/Alan Menken

作曲：Tim Rice/Alan Menken

You've been dreaming just one dream

Nearly all your life

Hoping scheming just one theme:

Will you be a wife

Will you be some he-man's property

Good news That he-man's me

This equation girl plus man

Doesn't help just you

On occasion women can

Have their uses too

Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree

Pumpkin extend with me

We'll be raising sons galore

Inconceivable

Each built six foot four

Unbelievable

Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene

I'm not hearing this

You'll be keeping house with pride

Just incredible

Eachday gratified

So unweddable

That you are a part of this idyllic scene

Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge

my latest kill roasting over the fire

my little wife massaging my feet while

the little ones play on the floor with the dogs

We'll have six or seven

Dogs

No Belle Strapping boys like me

Imagine that

I can see that we will share

All that love implies

We shall be a perfect pair

Rather like my thighs

You are face to face with destiny

All roads lead to

The best things in life are

All's well that ends with me

Escape me There's no way

Certain as Do Re

Belle when you marry

So Belle what would it be

Is it yes or is it oh yes

I I just don't deserve you

Who does

ME