Let's Talk About Me(From "The Muppets"/Soundtrack Version) - Nathan Pacheco/Chris Cooper

作词：Bret McKenzie/Ali Dee Theodore

作曲：Bret McKenzie/Ali Dee Theodore

I'm Tex Richman Mr Texas Tea

People call me Rich 'cos I got mo' money

I got more cheddar than some super size nachos

Got cash flow like Robert has dineros

I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh

I make the baker bake my bread outta dough

No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill

There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill

He's Tex Richman (oh yeah)

Everybody listen (here we go now)

Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me)

He's the greatest (I'm the greatest)

You're the lamest (Woohoohoo)

Muppets are a waste of time

Oh can't you see (Uh uh uh uh)

Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world

When I need a piece of string I use a string of pearls

If something's for sale consider it sold

I've got so much gold I gold plate my gold

I even got a guy to gold plate my cat

I don't regret much but I do regret that

If I could start all over I'd do it all the same

Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again

He's Tex Richman

Everybody listen

Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me)

He's the greatest (uh come on)

You're the lamest

Muppets are a waste of time

Oh can't you see (Oh it's great to be me)

I recall a heartbreaking story

About my own tenth birthday party

Should've been a glorious day for me

I'd have been happy as can be

But the Muppets were there

To put on a show

They started to dance

They were telling their jokes

I didn't laugh

I didn't know how

Then my friends

They all turned around

And they laughed at me

They laughed at me

I hate you Muppets so

He's Tex Richman

Everybody listen (come on y'all)

Just how great it is to be him

(It's easy having this much green yeah)

He's the greatest (Hey sing it again)

He's the greatest (Uh it never gets old)

Muppets are a waste of time

Oh can't you see

Little muppets time to give up your dream