Mortimer Mouse - Minnie Mouse/Daisy Duck/Clarabelle Cow

作词：Randy Rogel

作曲：Randy Rogel

Who's the guy that you and I just love to adore

Who's got looks and brains and brawn and talent galore

And every time he takes a bow they're screaming for more

Mortimer Mortimer Mortimer Mouse

Oh brother who wrote these lyrics

I'll give ya three guesses

Who is smart successful brilliant handsome and tall

Style grace gorgeous face who has it all

Who's a blend of John and George and Ringo and Paul

Mortimer Mortimer Mortimer Mouse

Uh oh this isn't working

We'll handle this

He can play Othello Hamlet Lear and MacBeth

His talent knocked the critics dead

So did his breath

And what a face why Frankenstein got scared half to death

When he saw Mortimer Mortimer Mortimer Mouse

It's working

Uh huh

I wanna see him on a stage

There's one leaving at noon

His popularity's huge

Unlike his IQ

He never lies cheats or steals

Unless nobody knows

His talent has no end

Just like his nose

Oh who's the best above the rest a genius and whiz

Who's got the clout without a doubt's the best in the biz

Who's the guy who's perfect 'cause he says that he is

Mortimer Mortimer Mouse

Let's give him a hand a tip of the hat

Let's give him a cheer a hearty congrat

Is he a mouse or just a big giant rat

He's Mortimer Mouse

He brings down the house

Who cares that he's obnoxious and a jerk and a louse

He's Mortimer Mortimer Mortimer Mortimer Mouse

We're speaking of the man he loves