歌曲名 Stand Up Comic

歌手名 Ray Davies

Now I don't mind if fifty thousand yobos

pick me up outside a football ground

on a Saturday afternoon

I'll still come out fighting d'you know why

You've seen me on television

I'm the lowest common denominator

And this is all about yob culture

So welcome to jolly ol' England I'm the stand up comic

Jack the Lad has become Oscar Wilde

And the followers of style say it's the latest thing

And William Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week

And anyone who says different is a antique

And Noel Coward has become very hot

And the comic says bollocks and everybody laughs

And that's that

Style I mean

Never was much never has been

But the little bit that was was all that we had

And the clown does a belch and we all belch back

And that's that

Jack the Lad has become Fancy Dan

And creating agro culture with a rub-on tan

And all the tearaways have got savior faire

And the working class hero's got a tinted hair

And a well-spoken hero from a yesteryear

Walks out onto a stage and they all shout queer

And that's that

Manners I mean

Never was much never has been

But the little bit that was was all that we had

And now the clown does a fart and we all fart back

And that's that

Stand up stand up

Can you hear me at the back

All you white boys standing in a row

And the comic shouts

And we all shout back

And the mob says follow so we go

Stand up stand up

Can you hear me at the back

All you white boys standing in a row

And the comic shouts

And we all shout back

And the mob says follow so we go

And that's that

What do you think of it so far

I knew you'd say that

You've been watching too much television

Together now

Jack the Lad has become Oscar Wilde

And the followers of style say it's the latest thing

And William Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week

And anyone who says different is an antique

And Noel Coward has become very odd

And the comic says bollocks and everybody laughs

And that's that

Style I mean

Never was much never has been

But the little bit that was was all that we had

And the clown does a belch and we all belch back

And that's that

All together now

Stand up stand up

Can you hear me at the back

All you white boys standing in a row

And the comic shouts

And we all shout back

And the mob says follow so we go

Stand up stand up

Can you hear me at the back

All you white boys standing in a row

And the comic shouts

And we all shout back

And the mob says follow so we go

And that's that

Well I'm going down the pub now

You're welcome to join me if you like but I know you won't

You've all been watching too much television

Well I'll be in the public bar minding my own business