Poops I'll Pick Up(From "Central Park"/Soundtrack Version) - Central Park Cast/Tituss Burgess/Leslie Odom Jr.

作词：Loren Bouchard/Steven Davis/Nora Smith

作曲：Loren Bouchard/Steven Davis/Nora Smith

This is the dog

Why do you have the dog

How long have you had him

What time is it

Around 4 4

Since yesterday

What We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible

So people stop tearing up my park

Wait Dad can we sidebar

I have a totally unrelated question

You know how you've always said we should get a dog

I ve never said that in my life Cole

I know it looks like dog napping behavior

But trust me dad I'm this furry guy's savior

Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle

Shampagne is like a way better Rapunzel

And it's not like I took him if anything he took me

He took my breath away when he was taking a pee

Puttin' aside this is probably against the law

That's just a tiny flaw

Son you can't have a dog

Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him

I know that's a double negative but I'm smart and

I ll take him to the veterinarian when he's ill

I ll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill

Right now he's a lap dog in the lap of luxury

But he shouldn't be cooped up he should be out there running free

Look at his eyes can't you see that he's sad man

I ll clean up his poops you can call me Mr Bag-hands

Mr Bag-hands

When he poops I'll pick it up

You'll pick it up

I ll pick it up

When he poops I'll pick it up

No you won't

I will I love that dog

Son we gotta think about the consequence

What if we are sent to doggy jail for this

Can't keep this dog

Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent

I promise to pick up his every excrement

He has a home we have to give him back

I ll take good care of him

We're done discussing that we can't keep him

That's not part of the plan

We have to keep him he makes me want to be a better man please dad

When he poops I'll pick it up

I ll pick it up when he poops l'll pick it up

Not that it matters but no you won't

I love that dog

Son we gotta think about the consequence

What if we are sent to doggy jail for this

Can't keep this dog

Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent

I promise to pick up his every excrement

Alright so it's settled

We're keeping him

You know it seems like it's going to be really great to have around

No

He's my best friend

Doesn t matter

I love you Dad

I love you too son

We re not keeping the dog