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Once upon a time there was an orchestraWhich was all busy tuning up

First the oboe gave his A to the strings

Then to the woodwinds and to the brass

Up and around the scales they raced helter-skelter

Faster and faster All but Tubby the tuba; he was a fat little tubaPuffing away

But oh so slow

'Oh what lovely music ' thought Tubby and he sighed '

Here what's the matter '

Said Peepo the Piccolo'Oh ' said Tubby '

Every time we do a new piece

You all get such pretty melodies to playAnd

I never never a pretty melody '

But people never write pretty melodies for tubas

It just isn't done Shhh there's the conductor

First the violins danced their lovely little tune on their strings

Then they cried to the flute 'Catch ''Got it ' cried the flute

'My turn ' tooted the trumpet And the rest joined in

The cello then the oboe and the bassoon

While Tubby went oompah oompah oompah oompah'Catch me '

The little tune 'Catch me ''Hmhmhmhm I got you '

Cried Tubby 'Oh you're sitting on me ' said the little tune

Poor Tubby picked up the flat little tune

And tried to squeeze it back into shape 'You clumsy fool '

Snapped the violins 'I'm sorry Mr Fiddle '

Said Tubby 'Fiddle Fiddle indeed '

And the violins quivered with great indignation '

You will please address us as violins fiddles indeed '

'Tubby ' said the conductor 'Tubby what is the matter '

'Please sir I thought it would be so nice to dance with the pretty little tune

Instead of just going oompah oompah all the time '

'Dance ' laughed the violins 'Dance Well really '

The French horn quietly put his hand to his mouth and smiled

And the whole orchestra began to laugh 'Stop it '

The conductor 'Stop it I say Tubby ''Please sir

I wasn't laughing ' Rehearsal was over

Tubby was walking home with Pipo the Piccolo

'Please Peepo ' said Tubby 'I just feel so bad

I don't think I want any company ''I understand '

Peepo 'Good night ''Good night ' said Tubby

The moon was out and Tubby went to the river and sat on a log

And he looked at himself in the water

(sings) Alone am I me and I together

If I went away from me how unhappy I would be

Me and I oh my

The trees whispered in the wind and the waterfalls tinkled Suddenly

A big bullfrog hopped out of the water and sat beside him.(croaking)

Lovely evening I said lovely evening

I said beautiful evening

Hello hello hello

But Tubby just sat 'Oh well said the frog

'Oh well If I'm not wanted ''Oh ' cried Tubby '

Please Mr Frog come back I didn't mean to be impolite

'Back hopped the frog 'Oh that's all right

I'm used to it No one pays any attention to me

Either ''Really ' said Tubby 'Why of course

Every night I sit here and sing my heart out

But does anyone listen No ''Can you sing ' asked Tubby

'Can I sing Listen ' (sings a melody)'Oh that's lovely ' said Tubby '

You try it ' said the frog 'Oh thank you ' said Tubby (repeats melody)

'Say you're a very fine tuba do you know it Tubby

You should try that on your orchestra some time

''Oh I will ' said Tubby 'Goodbye Mr Frog '

And off went Tubby as happy as happy could be 'Hmm '

Said the frog 'Most appreciative audience I've ever had

Fine musician that tuba Good night '

The next day the orchestra was busy tuning up for the rehearsal

And buzzing with excitement over the arrival of the great new conductor

Signor Pizzicato

'Here he comes " called the French horn

'Here comes Signor Pizzicato.'(taps stick) 'All right

Gentlemen let us begin '

And Tubby began to play-his own little melody

(Plays)'Oh that wretched tuba ' snapped the violins

'He'll disgrace us 'The trombone stuck out his tongue (blaahh)

And the trumpets snickered (ahahahahah) 'Tubby '

Said Signor Pizzicato

'Tubby I've never heard a tuba play a melody before

Would you play the rest of it '"Oh ' said Tubby

(orchestra plays)'Why how perfectly wonderful ' said the strings

'Please Tubby may we sing your tune too ''How about me '

Said the xylophone 'And me ' said the trombone 'May I '

Said the cellist 'Here I come ' said Peepo

And they all played

'Well we've done it haven't we Tubby '

It was the bullfrog sitting right beside him 'Oh ' thought Tubby

'How happy I am '