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Cosmik Debris (Live) - Frank Zappa

The Mystery Man came over

An' he said: "I'm outa-site "

He said for a nominal service charge

I could reach nervonna t'nite

If I was ready willing 'n able

To pay him his regular fee

He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

And devote His Attention to me

But I said

Look here brother

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris

(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris )

Look here brother

Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous

An' he fidget around a bit

He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe

An' he whipped out a shaving kit

Now I thought it was a razor

An' a can of foamin' goo

But he told me right then when the top popped open

There was nothin' his box won't do

With the oil of Afro-dytee

An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo

He said:

"You might not believe this little fella but it'll cure your Asthma too "

An' I said

Look here brother

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris

(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway )

Look here brother

Don't you waste your time on me

Don't waste yer time

I've got troubles of my own I said

An' you can't help me out

So take your meditations an' your preparations

An' ram it up yer snout

"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL " he said

An' held it to the light

So I snatched it

All away from him

An' I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

So I'd look like I was Deep

I said some Mumbo Jumbos then

An' told him he was goin' to sleep

I robbed his rings

An' pocket watch

An' everything else I found

I had that sucker hypnotized

He couldn't even make a sound

I proceeded to tell him his future then

As long as he was hanging around

I said

"The price of meat has just gone up

An' yer ol' lady has just gone down "

Look here brother

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris

(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho )

Don't you know

You could make more money as a butcher

So don't you waste your time on me

(Don't waste it don't waste your time on me )

Ohm shonty ohm shonty ohm shonty-ohm

SSHONTAY