Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh

作词:Shel Silverstein

作曲:Shel Silverstein

所属专辑:Inside Folk Songs

歌词

@migu music@

Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my

Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try

And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why

Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie

But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry

Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry

And he'll say I don't blame you but tell me who's the guy

So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye

And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky

And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye

Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie

And when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleeping

Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die

So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh

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