歌曲名 Cheaper Than A Shrink(Album Version)

歌手名 Joe Nichols

作词：Bill Anderson/Buddy Cannon/Jamey Johnson

作曲：Bill Anderson/Buddy Cannon/Jamey Johnson

I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block

Some bean countin' pencil pusher

runnin' up the clock

Said I'd tallied up your numbers

through the end of the year

Son you spent a small fortune

on liquor and beer

And I said It's cheaper than a shrink

you don't have to think

You just pour and drink Yea 16 50

for a bottle of Jack

No pouring out your heart to

some high dollar quack

Just a flip of the wrist and

you're gettin' it done

And gettin' just as messed up

and havin' a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a shrink

you don't have to think

You just pour and drink yea

it's cheaper than a shrink

Now me and her had this little

problem between us

Tryin' to bridge the gap between

Mars and Venus

She said Honey I think we need to

see a marital councilor

I said All we need to do is slam a

case of 12 ouncers

Cause it's cheaper than a shrink

you don't have to think

You just pour and drink 'Bout 18 bucks

will get you four 6 packs

No pouring out your heart to some

high dollar quack

Just a flip of the wrist and

you're gettin' it done

And gettin' just as messed up

and havin' a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a shrink

you don't have to think

You just pour and drink and

it's cheaper than a shrink

If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline

Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19

It's the oldest most proven form of therapy

The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's

Cheaper than a shrink

mmm you don't have to think

You just pour and drink and

it's cheaper than a shrink

Oh you just pour and drink and

it's a whole lot cheaper

Than some big town clock hound

drag it down shrink