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There was this guy who was a regular guy who lived a regular life

Got up 730 every morning

Had the same breakfast

Kissed the same wife goodbye every morning

Went to the same office

Came home Monday through Friday

On Saturdays he played with the children

Did handywork around the house

Sundays he took the family out on the station wagon to the suburbs

And there they looked at the houses and the trees the billboards the gasoline stations and the railroad crossings

And his life might have gone on like this forever

Except one night something strange happened to him

You see he went to bed at 1030

And some of his friends stayed up later

And one of them closing up a place that closed at two in the morning decided to call this regular liver

And said What time is it on the telephone

When he woke up and he said Who's this Who's this It's it's it's two o'clock in the morning it's no time to call Bye

But the practical joker called every night two o'clock in the morning

He did this for two weeks

Friend said Who is it Stop

Finally after two weeks the practical joker lost interest in the joke and did stop

Then came two o'clock and the phone didn't ring

So he woke up

Why isn't the phone ringing

He discovered that the only way that he could go back to sleep was to say What time is it

Look at his watch and say two o'clock

And he could sleep

He did this a couple of nights until he began to think

It's two o'clock where I am

What time is it in New York Or in Hollywood

Or in London Or Hong Kong And Cairo

He didn't know

So the next day he went out and he bought himself some clocks

He got clocks from all over and he put them all over the walls

And the time was there

He knew what time it was everywhere that counted

And this made him feel comfortable

He became so interested in time that he got little egg timers and gave them away as presents

He read about time in in books

Sidereal timetime way out in the universe

He knew what time it was on Arcturus and the Pleiades and the Milky Way

One night though at two o'clock in the morning the light wouldn't go on the fuse had blown

But suddenly he realized he knew what time it was without even looking

Not only in the important cities of this world but in the entire universe

And naturally began to brag a little the next day

He told people I know what time it is

And they tested him and he did know

The Administration had changed at this particular time and they wanted to save money

So they got rid of all their astronomers all their telescopes their weights and measures

And they put this man in Washington in a little room

Where he sits to this day simply saying

BEEP The time now is