The Millionaire - Dr. Hook

作曲：Dennis Tracy

Before we begin thank you

Thank you oh thank you thank you

Thank you

I'm not a bad person

I don't drink and I don't kill

I've got no evil habits and

I probably never will

I don't sing like Elvis Presley

I can't dance like Fred Astaire

But there's one thing in my favour

(what he he ha)

I'm a millionaire (that's beautiful)

And I got more money than a horse has hairs

Cause my rich old uncle died

and answered all my prayers

But having all this money

is gonna bring me down

If you ain't with me honey

to help me spread it around

I could get myself a nose job

I could diet for a year

But I'll never be Robert Redford

cause I'm much too fond of beer

Please don't misunderstand me

it's not love I'm trying to buy

It's just I got all this here money

and I'm a pretty ugly guy

But I got more money than a horse has hairs

Cause my rich old uncle died

and answered all my prayers

But having all this money

is gonna bring me down

If you ain't with me honey

to help me spread it around

I don't mind if you love me for my money

If you love me for whatever else I've got

Except for all this stuff I'm alone in Fort Knox

I don't guess I'm doing all that hot

But I got more money than a horse has hairs

Cause my rich old uncle died

and answered all my prayers

But having all this money

is gonna bring me down

If you ain't with me honey

to help me spread it around

Hey you come here babe

Stop crying put a quarter in the jukebox hahahaha