歌曲名 Muffin Man

歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

The Muffin Man is seated at the table

in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin

Research Kitchen

Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon

he gathers an

Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants

and brushing his scapular aside

Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt

He turns to us and speaks

SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER

I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas

snoot of a fully charged icing

Anointment utensil he poots forths

a quarter-ounce green rosette oh ah yuk

Yuk

let's try that again

He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette

Near the summit of a dense

but radiant muffin of his own design

Later he says

SOME PEOPLE

SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY

WHILE MYSELF I SAY

THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING

SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY

EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS

THE MUFFIN

Girl you thought he was a man

But he was a muffin

He hung around till you found

That he didn't know nuthing

Girl you thought he was a man

But he only was a-puffing

No cries is heard in the night

As a result of him stuffing

Girl you thought he was a man

But he only was a-puffing

No cries is heard in the night

As a result of him stuffing

Bruce Fowler on trombone

Napoleon Murphy Brock

on tenor sax and lead vocals

Terry Bozzio on drums

Tom Fowler on bass

Denny Walley on slide

George Duke

On keyboards

Captain Beefheart on vocals

and soprano sax and madness

Thank

You very much for coming to the concert tonight

Hope you enjoyed it Goodnight

Austin Texas where ever you are