歌曲名 Stink-Foot

歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the water

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the morning

By your radio

Do the walls close in to suffocate ya

You ain't got no friends

And all the others they hate ya

'Cause the life you been

leading gotta go

Well let me straighten you out

How 'bout a place I know

(Get your shoes and socks on

people it's right around the corner)

Out through the night and

the whispering breezes

To the place where they keep

the imaginary diseases

Out through the night and

the whispering breezes

To the place where they keep

the imaginary diseases

This has got to be

the disease for you

Now scientists call this

disease Brohm-a-drosis

But us regular folks who

might wear tennis shoes

Or an occasional python boot

Know this exquisite little

inconvenience by the name of

STINK-FOOT

You know

My python boot is too tight

I couldn't get it off last night

A week went by

And now it's July

I finally got it off

And my girlfriend

cried YOU GOT STINK-FOOT

Stink-foot darlin'

Your Stink-foot

Puts a hurt on my nose

Stink-foot stink-foot I ain't lyin'

Can you rinse it off

do you suppose

Here Fido Fido mpt mpt

mpt come here little puppy

Bring the slippers

Arf arf arf

(C-R-A-S-H)

Huhm HAH HAH HAH hmhmhm

SICK

Well then Fido got up

off the floor and he rolled over

And he looked me

straight in the eye

And you know what he said

Once upon a time

somebody say to me

This is the dog talkin' now:

What is your

conceptual continuity

Well I told 'em

right then Fido said

It should be easy to see

The crux of the biscuit

Is the apostrophe

Well you know the man

that was talking to the dog

Looked at the dog and he said

Sort of staring in disbelief

You can't say that

He said

It doesn't and you

can't I won't and it don't

It hasn't it isn't it even

ain't and it shouldn't

It couldn't

He told him No no no

I told him Yes yes yes

I said I do it all the time

Ain't this boogie a mess

The poodle bites

the poodle chews it