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[ti:The Humpty Dance]

[ar:Digital Underground]

歌曲名 The Humpty Dance 歌手名 Digital Underground

作词：Bootsy Collins+E Humphrey+G Jacobs+George Clinton+Walter Morrison

作曲：Bootsy Collins+George Clinton+Walter Morrison+Bootsy Collins+E Humphrey+G Jacobs+George Clinton+Walter Morrison

All right

Stop whatcha doing

'cause I'm about to ruin

the image and the style that ya used to

I look funny

but yo I'm making money see

so yo world I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

and my sound's laid down by the Underground

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

so just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

And all the rappers in the top ten

please allow me to bump thee

I'm stepping tall y'all

and just like Humpty Dumpty

you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I like to rhyme

I like my beats funky

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

but sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

Yeah I called ya fat

Look at me I'm skinny

It never stopped me from getting busy

I'm a freak

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy

Allow me to amaze thee

They say I'm ugly but it just dongt faze me

I'm still getting in the girls' pants

and I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump come on

and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump just

watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doing

doing the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

People say Yo Humpty you're really funny looking

that's all right 'cause I get things cooking

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

but ya cangt get near me

I give 'em more see and on the floor B

all the girls they adore me

Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere

'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

both how I'm living and my nose is large

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid

I use a word that dongt mean nothing like looptid

I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

and now I'm gonna do my dance

Oh yeah that's the break y'all

Let me hear a little bit of

that bass groove right here

Oh yeah

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M C

Hammer on crack Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humping funking jumping

jig around shaking ya rump

and when the dude a chump pump

points a finger like a stump

tell him step off I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump come on

and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump just

watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doing

doing the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump

Black people do the Humpty Hump

do the Humpty Hump

White people do the Humpty Hump

do the Humpty Hump

Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump

just keep on doing the hump

Samoans do the Humpty Hump

do the Humpty Hump

Let's get stoopid

Oh yeah come on and break it down

Once again the Underground is in the house

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world

keep on doing the Humpty Dance

and to the ladies

peace and humptiness forever