Monster's Holiday - Bobby "Boris" Pickett/The Crypt-Kickers

作词：C.B. Underwood

作曲：C.B. Underwood

It was the night before Christmas

when all through the castle

My monsters were having a Yuletide hassle

The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things

Like werewolf fangs and vampire wings

It was a monsters' holiday

But they were up to no good

It was a monsters' holiday

Didn't act like good monsters should

It was a monsters' holiday

They found themselves a new play

It was a monsters' holiday

They planned to rob Santa's sleigh

They were making a list and checking it twice

Frankenstein wanted a shiny new trike

A new chain for Yarnush

A brace for Igor's back

A speed shaver for Wolfman

A new cape for Drak

It was a monsters' holiday

They were up to no good

It was a monsters' holiday

Didn't act like good monster's should

It was a monsters' holiday

They found themselves a new play

It was a monsters' holiday

They planned to rob Santa's sleigh

The mummy was to signal from the castle roof

At the very first sound of a reindeer hoof

As Santa slid down the chimney wall

The zombies were to make off with sleigh and all

From beyond the moat there arose such a clatter

I jumped to the window to see what was the matter

Like a bolt of lightning it happened so quick

And there in our midst stood old Saint Nick

He began to dig down deep in his sack

And came up with the traction for Igor's back

Drak got his cape

Franky's trike made him behave

Even Wolfman was happy now he can shave

It was a monsters' holiday

And all ended well

It was a monsters' holiday

And Santa was really swell

It was a monsters' holiday

No need to rob Santa's sleigh

It was a monsters' holiday

Maybe next year he'll come back

So the children everywhere were spared the grief

Of losing their presents to a monster sleigh thief

Now the monsters love Santa and say they'll behave

And never again rob sleighs or graves

It was a monsters' holiday

Igor what do you think of Santa now

It was a monsters' holiday

Arrrrrr Santa good

And Santa said as he drove out of sight

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one wolf open sleigh

Dashing through the snow

Where is that reindeer with the red nose

On Dasher and listen and Dancer again listen