作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber/David Zippel

What have I been up to

You rightly may wonder

What crazy mad adventure

Did I run to like thunder

I'd heard there'd been trouble

A three-headed sea witch

Was sinking all the passing ships

That barbarous she-witch

So I saddled up my pure white

Stallion

Stallion

I could see the universe was

Calling me to cut her down to size

Size

Size

All alone but strong as a battalion

Battalion

I set out for daring do

And wearing blue to match my sparkling eyes

Tell me should I tell you more

Yes

Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that

You still adore

Adore

Was I worth the waiting for

Yes

Do you love me

Did you miss me

Do you love me

Did you miss me

Do you love me

Did you miss me

If I could I'd gladly kiss you

I knew once I'd found her

I'd quickly subdue her

A shark of my acquaintance said

He'd lead me right to her

Trusting him I leapt upon him

Bareback

Bareback

We went racing 'cross the seas and

Hurtling toward her underwater cave

As the freezing breezes blew my hair back

Hair back

I in just a loincloth

Cut a dashing figure radiant and brave

Tell me should I tell you more

Yes

Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that

You still adore

Adore

Was I worth the waiting for

Yes

Do you love me

Did you miss me

Yes we love you

Yes we miss you

Do you love me

Did you miss me

If I could I'd gladly kiss you

I swam into the cursed cave

The tide was high the danger grave

There was not one sound it was dark and weird

Then the wily witch appeared

Built like a squid of massive size

She had three heads six beady eyes

Staring straight at me she said to my surprise

Shall we see who lives and dies

I slashed one head to show who's boss

The other two were rather 'cross

Then her scaly tail knocked me in the drink

Senseless I began to sink

I heard a sweet angelic sound

Was I deceased I thought I'd drowned

But a hundred young mermaids stopped to stare

And admire my legs and hair

They gave me air they saved my life

They gave me back my hunting knife

Back up in the cave I knew what to do

But the sea witch was not through

She caught me in her tentacles and knew she

Had got me where she wanted me and

Any chance to shake her grip was gone

When I was done five hundred pounds of sushi

Was there for me to share with all

The mermaids who had come to cheer me on

Tell me that you're glad I'm back

Yes

Promise that behind my back you weren't talking smack

Yes

Was I worth the waiting for

Yes

Do you love me

Did you miss me

Yes we love you

Yes we miss you

Do you love me

Did you miss me

If I could I'd gladly kiss you

Tell me should I tell you more

More

Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that you still adore

Adore

Was I worth the waiting for

Yes

Do you love me

Did you miss me

Yes we love you

Yes we miss you

Do you love me

Did you miss me

If I could I'd gladly kiss you yeah