Stretchy Pants - Carrie Underwood

作词：Chris DeStefano/Carrie Underwood/Hillary Lindsey

作曲：Chris DeStefano/Carrie Underwood/Hillary Lindsey

Time to celebrate the season

haven't eaten all day

My tummy is growling 'cause

I've been saving up space

I've got my place at the table

Can't fit no more on my plate

I've got my fork in my hand

ready to stuff my face

So bring on the turkey potatoes

casserole dishes

'Cause I ain't messing around with

them buttoned up britches

You got them skinny jeans on girl

I feel sorry for you

'Cause I just tried everything

And I'm going back for round ２

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy stretchy

Spandex and Lycra you better

work it for me

'Cause I'm about to expand this

band of elasticity

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy stretchy

Ask me where I got 'em Amazon

at my door

And if I wear this pair out

I'm gonna buy me some more

I got leftovers waiting in the

fridge for repeating

Give me a nap and an hour

You know they gonna get eaten

So bring on the turkey potatoes

casserole dishes

'Cause I ain't messing around with

them buttoned up britches

Can't get my skinny jeans on

But don't feel sorry for me

'Cause I just tried everything

And I'm going back for round ３

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy stretchy

Hey Spandex and Lycra

You better work it for me

'Cause I'm about to expand this

band of elasticity

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy stretchy

Fruitcake I'll try it

Ambrosia I'll try it

Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with

a cherry on top

Cookies I'll have some

Oh Gingerbread leave no crumbs

Guzzle down some egg nog

Even though I'm 'bout to pop

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy stretchy

So bring on the turkey potatoes

casserole dishes

'Cause I ain't messing around with

them buttoned up britches

And when you think that I'm done

And I'm laid out on the floor

No no no don't let me fool ya

I got some room for some more

With my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

I got my stretchy pants on

Stretchy stretchy

Oh oh oh my stretchy pants on

Stretchy pants

Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll

Sstretchy stretchy

Santa ain't got nothing on me