Too Many Sandwiches - Stereophonics

作词：Kelly Jones/Richard Jones/Stuart Cable

作曲：Kelly Jones/Richard Jones/Stuart Cable

Shopping spree for the family tree

Haven't seen your family

tree in quite a while

Too many sandwiches and wine

Sherry stains down your best

man's tie what a speech

The band arrives the granny's cry

The singer's tongues in the

barmaid's mouth what a voice

Grandpa drank a drop or two

And his heads still sunk in

the portaloo what a man

You bought a sequin dress

for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's

overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring

and a man who sings

The man who sings made

love to the barmaid twice

And that's just tonight

The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs

The band's too loud they're

off downstairs what a noise

The bride and groom

they dance that dance

And the singer mimes

there's still a chance the barmaid smiles

You bought a sequin dress for

your chicken breast

The disco's late and

he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring

and a man who sings

The man who sings made

love to the barmaid twice

And that's just tonight

You bought a sequin dress

for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's

overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring

and a man who sings

The man who sings made

love to the barmaid twice

Ha grandpa drank a drop or two

Heads still sunk in the portaloo again

The bride and groom they

dance that dance

The singer mimes there's

still a chance tonight

And the barmaid smiles