(I Can't Play) Basketball - Jimmy Fallon

作词：Jimmy Fallon/Gerard Bradford/Jerry Murray

作曲：Jimmy Fallon/Gerard Bradford/Jerry Murray

Yo Are you ready for some air ball throwin'

Free throw blowin no look where I'm goin'

Free style flowin'

You are in my house baby

Well it's tip off time and I'm off the tip

Walkin' to the bench and I sit bite my lip

Bustin' out rhymes standin' in line

'Cause it's garbage time

'Cause I'm calm I'm cool

And I collected eighteen shots

That got rejected

I'm not Corey Feldman

I'm not Corey Haim

I got a license to drive

But I ain't got game

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Wear my socks high

'Cause it makes me feel cool

I don't know how to dribble

But I know how to drool

People always say that

I'm a basketball fool

I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool

Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet

I took him to the hole I took him to the vet

Shoot from the three every chance I get

I call it in the air nothin' but nothin'

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Okay here's my chance the open lane

Don't get nervous don't sweat everyone's watchin'

You can do it man I mean just dribble up

Don't double dribble just dribble normal

Don't show everyone

That you can dribble superfast

Between your legs like you

Do in your driveway

No this is in front of people on the court

I'm gonna go up in the air

I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can

'Cause usually

I'm on the other end people dunkin' on me

I'm used to some ７ foot dude's

Thingy gettin' smacked in my face

I still got the bruise to prove it

But I ain't gonna take that

Nickname Dick Bruiseface lyin' down

My name ain't Dick Bruiseface

Well listen up ya'll

You know I'm not tall

My name was never written on the bathroom wall

I'm gonna say

What's up I'm gonna take the pump

'Cause I'm a movin' pick

I'm gonna shoot some bricks

So I huff and puff

I say enuff z'nuff

I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad

On the inside stuff

Say

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball