They're Either Too Young Or Too Old - Jane Froman

Lyrics by：Frank Loesser

Composed by：Frank Loesser/Arthur Schwartz

They're either too young or too old

They're either too gray or too grassy green

The pickings are poor and the crop is lean

What's good is in the army

What's left will never harm me

They're either too old or too young

So darling you'll never get stung

Tomorrow I'll go hiking with that Eagle Scout unless

I get a call from grandpa for a snappy game of chess

I find it easy to stay you gone

They're either too young or too old

I'll never never fail ya

While you are in Australia

And when you get to India

I'll still be what I've been to ya

I've looked the field over

And lo and behold

They're either too young or too old