We Are The Jockeys - Homer Jockey 1 Jockey 2 Jockey 3 Jockey 4 Jockey 5

作曲：Alf Clausen/tim Long

What happened

What is this place

Welcome to the secret land of the jockey

Why are you talking like that

These are our real voices (normal voice)

We only talk like this on your surface world

But you're respected athletes

You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens

All a lie What woman would marry us We're freaks

Freaks freaks freaks

We are the jockeys

Jockeys are we

We live underground

In a fiberglass tree

'Tween Earth and Hell we reign supreme

On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream

But all is not well in Jockey Town

Your renegade horse is making us frown

Whadaya want me to do

Your horse must lose

My horse must lose

No win

No show

No place

Just lose the stinkin' race

And what if I refuse to lose

We'll eat your brain

My horse must lose

Did that really happen or was that just a wonderful dream

No dream Lose the race fat boy