Classified Live Album Version - Laurie Anderson

I came home today and you had rearranged all the furniture

And you had changed your name

And I'd never seen you wear that pin-striped shirt before

And then I realized I was in the wrong house

In this picture there's a big blank piece of paper and I'm saying: Sign it

Go ahead It's blank What have you got to lose

And the sun's coming up and you still haven't signed it and I keep saying:

Sign it Sign it

I'm going to draw a picture and I'm going to put in an eight-lane superhighway and I'm going to draw you on it in an old jalopy

And then I'm going to draw a whole fleet of Mack trucks bareling along the highway with their brights on

And then I'm going to draw a flat tire on the jalopy and then I'm going to draw the whole jalopy in X-ray to show that you've got no gas

He said: You can take my money You can take my life

You can take my gun You can take my wife

But just make sure that when you do--you take grandma too

Hey That sounds great That sounds really good

Just don't put my name on it OK

Take my name off it all right

Wish they all could be California girls