Postcard - Bonzo Dog Band

Oh I do like to be beside the sea

Drinking bear sits in silver's arcade

Sips imaginary lemonade

Amusement pork

Writing letters home

What a lovely view-ee-ooo(blah blah blah blah) (dear mom)

What the butler saw was a bit of a drag

The captain says he’ s going to heave too

Bored with Bingo we went for a swim

Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin

Semi-nude

After lunch we grabbed our trunks

And we all got cramp

Trousers rolled the sea is cold

But it’ s good for chilblains

On the prom white plimsolls and blue shorts

Brass band playing by the tennis courts

Love-fifteen love fifteen year olds

What a lovely view-ee-ooo I've written at last

What’ s the rudest one just for a laugh

Just married and it sticks out for a mile

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here

We wish you were here