歌曲名 If I Had $1,000,000 (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow)

歌手名 Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

And if I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman

And if I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you a K Car

A nice Reliant Automobile

And if I had $1 000 000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1 000 000

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

And if I had $1 000 000

You could help it wouldn t be that hard

And if I had $1 000 000

Maybe we could put a

Little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had $1 000 000

And if I had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you a fur coat

But not a real fur coat that s cruel

And if I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

Like a llama or an emu

And if I had $1 000 000

Well if I had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you John Merricks remains

All them crazy elephant bones

If I had $1 000 000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1 000 000

We wouldn t have to walk to the store

And if I had $1 000 000

Wed take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had $1 000 000

We wouldn t have to eat kraft dinner

Oh but we would

Of course we would

If I had $1 000 000

If had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress that s cruel

If I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

I'd buy you some art

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

Well I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey

If I had $1 000 000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

If I had $1 000 000

I'd be rich

I didn't want to hurt you oh yeah

I didn't want to hurt you oh yeah