Kill the Director - The Wombats

作词：Daniel Haggis/Matthew Murphy/Tord Øverland Knudsen

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick

Oh what a skill to have oh what a skill

To have so many skills that make her distinctive

But they're not mine to have no they're not mine

Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper

Though I don't care about the soaps

No I don't care about the soaps

Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

If this is a rom-com kill the director

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

If this is a rom-com kill the director please

Carrots help us see much better in the dark

Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart

And this is my head and this is my spout

But they work together they can't figure anything out

So with the angst of a teenage band

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

If this is a rom-com kill the director

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

If this is a rom-com kill the director

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

If this is a rom-com kill the director please

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

Kill the director

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

Kill the director

This is no

Kill

Bridget Jones

Kill

This is no Bridget Bridget

Kill the director

This is no

Kill

Bridget Jones

Kill

This is no Bridget Bridget

Well double kill the director

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

Kill the director

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

Kill the director

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget Jones