The Muck Ing O Geordie Is Byre - Andy Stewart

作曲：Traditional/willie Kemp

Noo whan Ah-want-ta lauchin

Ah think of the scene

Whan aa'body roon cam ower tae clean

An claarted themsel's richt up-ta the e'en

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Wi Robbie the Rochie an Willie the Doo

The officer fell fur Jeannie McGrew

And aa'body else that hud hud a capoo

At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre

Och siccan a sotter wis aa'body in

Five mile awa ye cud hear the din

Even the verra-coo hud to grin

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Noo the bobby cam roon tae quell the fowks doon

The cratur gat loast whaur the ricks hud thur foon

He fell in the midden wis like tae droon

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

The wecht o him syne sends the barrow in bits

The wheel cairries oan an the officer hits

Losh ye shud hiv seen hoo she did the splits

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Och siccan a sotter wis aa'body in

Five mile awa ye cud hear the din

Even the verra-coo hud to grin

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Oh the whisky gaed roon

Tammy's fleein the doo

An aye as they drank the mair they gat fou

The only yins sober the calf an the coo

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Tammy roars oot Ring the bell fur mair

Syne he tuggit the coo's tail an pult oot a hair

She kickit oot he gaed up in the air

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Och siccan a sotter wis aa'body in

Five mile awa ye cud hear the din

Even the verra-coo hud to grin

At the muckin o Geordie's byre

Oo-oh such a stanache was there to see

Five miles away you could hear the melee

Even the domesticated animals

were consumed with glee

At the cleansing of Georges cow shed

Och siccan a sotter wis aa'body in

Five mile awa ye cud hear the din

Even the verra-coo hud to grin

At the muckin o Geordie's byre