@migu music@

You who speak to me across the fence

Of common sense

How your tomato plant will win a prize

Won't that be nice

And by the way how's your wife

Your holidays were spent in spain

You went by train

You'll go again

Have you seen me bullfight poster on the wall

Do you know the appy memory it recalls

Here's a photograph of me and my son Ted

That's me cousin with his hanky on his head

We booked in at our hotel just after two

And met a family from Bradford that we knew

Oooh I love that melody ah Burp

My pink half of the drainpipe

Separates next door from me

My pink half of the drainpipe

Oh Mama

Belongs to me

Rodney's main saxaphone solo as promised

My pink half of the drainpipe

Semidetaches us

My pink half of the drainpipe

Oh Mama

Belongs to moi

I have a sister in toronto who's a nurse

And I've had a bit of bother laying turf

It's life not books that taught me all I've learned

Whoops nip in the oven my rice pudding's getting burnt

Have you seen the new attachment on me drill

I must have the cat put down because he's ill

Hey neighbour

My pink half of the drainpipe

I may paint it blue

My pink half of the drainpipe

Keeps me safe from

You

I'm a wobbly jelly you're a pink blancmange

I'm a sherry trifle you're a chocolate sponge

Your dad wears a paper hat mine inflates balloons

Whoops boodly boop pop here comes a spoon

My pink half of the drainpipe

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So theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere