Texas Tango - David Lindley / El Rayo X

When I was driving through El Paso

That's when my truck ran out of gasso

I fought a man to get that gasso

That was driving through el paso

I met a man in Amarillo

He made me wrestle his garillo

He fluffed me up just like a pillow

That was down in Amarillo

The Texas tango it ruins my brain

Every town is just the same

I just keep going from town to town

Trying not to let my deal go down

I met a man down in Durango

He made me do the Texas tango

He mashed me up just like a mango

That was driving through Durango

When I was driving down to Austin

I fought a man he was from Boston

You know it really was exhaustin'

That was driving down to Austin

The Texas tango it ruins my brain

Every town is just the same

I just keep going from town to town

Trying not to let my deal go down