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Jasper told the miners not to dig too deep

For they just might find something he'd rather keep asleep

The miners took their joking, leaning on their spades

While Jasper got so nervous and a-pointing the other way

The other way... the other way

Now if I'll pay you money, said Jasper with a grin

Would you go and leave me and not start digging in

O no we're men of honesty said a miner very sly

We don't like deception and we don't like to lie

Like to lie... like to lie

We see by your forehead that you're a brilliant man

Won't you let us help you, we'll do the best we can

So the miners started digging, and out the dirt did fly

They never noticed Jasper had brought his .45

.45... his .45

Jasper was so furious, shot them one by one

And covered them up neatly in the hole they'd just begun

The last time I saw Jasper he was running down the road

With his boots put on backwards just in case it snowed

In case it snowed... in case it snowed