In The Cool Cool Cool Of The Evening - Bing Crosby

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Tell em I'll be there

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Save your pappy a chair

When the partys getting a glow on

And singin fills the air

In the shank of the night

When the doins are right

Well you can tell em I'll be there

I like a barbecue I like to boil a ham

And I vote for bola baste stew

What's that I like a weenie bake

Steak and a layer cake

And you'll get a tummy ache too

Well rent a tent or a teepee

Let the town crier cry Alls well

And if its RSVP this is what I'll reply

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Tell em well be there

If you need a pair of freeloaders

To fracture your affair

I may even give them Pagliacci

Now stand back and give him air

If one can relax and well have a few yaks

And you can tell them well be there

Oui said the bumblebee

Lets have jubilee

When said the prairie

Hen Soon

Sure said the dinosaur

Where said the grisly bear

Under the light of the moon

How about your brother jackass

Everyone gaily cried

Are you coming to the fracas

Ain't gonna blow it

And all the respects he sighed

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Tell em I'll be there

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Stick em on my hair

If perchance we look a bit peeked

Remember se la guerre

If were still on our feet

And theres something to eat

Well you can tell them well be there

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Tell em I'll be there

In the cool cool cool of the evening

Better save a chair

When the partys getting a glow on

And singin fills the air

If theres gas in my hack

And my laundry is back

If theres room for one more

And you need me why sure

If you need a new face or a tenor or base

If I can climb out of bed

And put a head on my head

Well you can tell em well be there