歌曲名 Do Not Ask Me Why 歌手名 Linda Eder

作词：Frank Wildhorn+Jack Murphy+Linda Eder

作曲：Frank Wildhorn+Jack Murphy+Linda Eder

THere are those who manage such

a charmed existence

Lucky ladies who've

been fortunate since birth

All the major domos will know them

And obligingly will show them

Straight to the only table left on earth

These are people for whom

life is not a challenge

They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree

They're the women men will die for

And millionaires will buy for

But I fear these ladies aren't me

The cake life served me

Is upside down

The soup du jour I'm having spill

On my best gown

I get all wet

Each time I surf the net yet

Baby don't ask me why

It always rains on me

My one day off

And my blind date turned into

Boris Karloff

It's like a curse

I go from bad to worse but

Baby don't ask me why

Funny

Down at the IRS

I get the guy who never says yes

God what a mess

It's all so taxing

Maybe

Life is a cosmic gaff

Fashioning punchlines into a laugh

Too cute by half

I don't know why don't ask me

And then I saw you

That rainy day

Drenched to the bone and all alone

What can I say

When you are near

My motor hits high gear dear

No clue don't ask me why

Maybe

This is the perfect deal

This time the schmo has

found her schlemiel

Now maybe we'll

Find that happy ending

Maybe

You are the missing cog

Kissed the one frog

Who was worth befriending

The world will go on

Much as before

I'll lose the keys right after

You lock the door

It seems to me

That we were meant to be see

We've got compatibility

You're the pie and I'm the face

You're the shoe tripping on my lace

You're the yin and I'm the yang

You're the lemon and I'm meringue

You're the fourth of my July

Together we'll blow sky high and

We'll never say goodbye but

Baby don't ask me why

Why don't elephants fly

Why are high heels so high

Why is Ru Paul a guy

Baby don't ask me why