Green Stamps - Allan Sherman

Thrill me with your Green Stamps

I love your little Green Stamps

I took collecting Green Stamps

I love the way they look

Oh how I love to pick them

I pick them up and lick them

I lick them then I stick them

In my brown Green Stamp book

All day and night I'm dreaming

I'm dreaming of redeeming

My Green Stamps for a toaster

So gleaming and deluxe

Oh how it will thrill me

And please me and fulfill me

To know my toaster only cost me

Fourteen hundred bucks

I drive up to the market

I stop my car and park it

I buy a lot of strange things

Of which I've never heard

I buy though it's not urgent

Two truckloads of detergent

Three hundred pounds of bird seed

Though I don't have a bird

Some extract of vanilla

Enough to feed Godzilla

Then I'll trade all my Green Stamps

For something I can drive

A car is what I hope for

What I bought all that soap for

They promise me the first Studebaker

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