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MR. REYES:

Places for scene two people!

Remember, once Puck gives you the Pansy Serum,

You have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie.

（to CHLOE）Excellent work, Ms. Valentine.

JEREMY:

Excellent? But Chloe's terrible.

She never remembers her-

Mr. Reyes, you can't let anyone drink from that beaker!

MR. REYES:

Don't be silly, it's more than safe.

I should know, I tried it myself.

THE SQUIP:

Up Up Down Down Left Right A

JEREMY:

I have to get out there!

MR. REYES:

I can't let you do that Jeremy.

JEREMY:

Mr. Reyes?

MR. REYES:

You needy, pathetic, self-centered students!

You think I wanted to teach highschool drama?

In New Jersey!

My Squip says I can go all the way to Broadway.

I just have to keep you from ruining my big night.

JEREMY:

You're going to Squip the whole cast.

THE SQUIP:

That's just for starters.

JEREMY:

That's not what I wanted!

THE SQUIP:

It's the only way to achieve what you want.

JEREMY:

I'll fight back.

Alcohol messes you up, right?

I'll get drunk.

THE SQUIP:

And I'll be back when you're sober.

Unless, you plan on staying wasted forever?

JEREMY:

You're a computer.

There has to be a way to turn you off.

THE SQUIP:

I would stop there.

You don't want to end up like Rich.

JEREMY:

Rich? What did he-

RICH:

I neeeed Mouuuntain Deeeew Reeeeddd!

JEREMY:

That's it!

Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off!

THE SQUIP:

Why do you think we had it discontinued?

To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990s.

JEREMY:

Or a friend who's so old school he buys 90s soft drinks from the back room at Spencer's Gifts!

THE SQUIP:

Too bad you don't have one of those anymore.

JEREMY:

Michael! Call Michael!

THE SQUIP:

I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy.

If I have to take over the entire student body to do it.

MICHAEL:

MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE!

Haha

JEREMY:

Michael!

MICHAEL:

I was just in the audience thinking,

"This is pretty good for a school play."

Then I was like,

"This is way too good for a school play!"

They've all been Squiped, right?

JEREMY:

Wait, you came to see me in the play?

MICHAEL:

Even brought my own refreshments!

JEREMY:

Is that?

MICHAEL:

Mountain Dew Red!

Told you I did my research.

Hey! Jake!

This is gonna sound weird,

But if I hold down Jeremy, will you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?

JAKE:

Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all.

THE SQUIP:

Up Up Down Down Left Right A

JAKE:

Ugh!

I was already pretty boss before,

Now I'm totally boss, and then some more

I'm living the upgra-a-a-a-a-ade

BROOKE&CHLOE:

There you are, Jeremy.

La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la la la la

BROOKE:

I just want you to know,

I'm not mad that you broke my heart and slept with my best friend.

CHLOE:

And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and wouldn't sleep with me.

BROOKE

He didn't sleep with you?

CHLOE:

No.

BROOKE

He didn't sleep with me!

CHLOE:

No!

BROOKE&CHLOE:

Oh my god!

Why was I so jealous of you?

You were jealous of me?

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!

Sisters forever!

Jinx.

JEREMY:

Michael, the bottle!

There's still a few drops left!

MICHAEL:

How am I supposed to get passed them?

JEREMY:

Apocalypse of the Damned!

Level nine!

MICHAEL&JEREMY:

“The Cafetorium”!

MICHAEL:

Got it!

MICHAEL&JEREMY:

Find the bad guy, push him aside

Then move on forward with your friend at your side

It's a two player game, so when they make an attack

You know you got a brother gonna have your back

Then you stay on track and ah!

Remain on course

And if they give you a smack

You gotta use your force

And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame

'Cause it's an f-ed up world, but it's a two player game!

JENNA:

I know what you're doing, Michael.

I know what everyone's doing!

All the time!

ALL THE SQUIP ZOMBIES:

I just feel so connected to you guys right now!

THE SQUIP:

You don't want to drink that, Jeremy.

JEREMY:

Why not?

THE SQUIP:

Because then you'll never be with her.

CHRISTINE:

You are the person I want to be with every day.

And this is something that I've been afraid to say.

JEREMY:

That is not Christine.

THE SQUIP:

I assure you, it is.

Only her fears and insecurities have been removed.

CHRISTINE:

You're the guy I am so kinda into (into).

The guy I am totally into.

This feeling is new.

Jeremy

I love you

THE SQUIP:

That's your cue.

JEREMY:

She'll do whatever I want.

THE SQUIP:

That's what I promised.

JEREMY:

Great. Drink this.

THE SQUIP:

Wait!

Aah!

Jeremy!

J-Jeremy?

J-Jere-e

Woah