作词:佚名
作曲:Laurence O'Keefe,Nell Benjamin
所属专辑:Legally Blonde the Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
歌词
歌曲名 Whipped Into Shape 歌手名 Legally Blonde Ensemble+Michael Rupert And Nikki Snelson
作词:佚名
作曲:佚名
Hi I'm Brooke Windham and welcome back
to the Windham Workout Disk Two Challenge
and our daily commitment to being
the best that we can be
Yeah
So grab your CardioWhyp 5000TM
'Cause if you want to get ripped
you've gotta get Why ripped
Do you want an easy miracle
Do you want to lose a pound or two
Then you can turn this off right now
My workout's not for you
I'm talkin' to the woman who wants it all
Gotta pay for what you get
These size 2 clothes don't come to those
Too lazy to sweat
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump say How high
You'll know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
If you don't look like you should
You've got to whip it whip it whip it good
I'm sorry ladies no escape
Til you're whipped into shape
Come on Sabrina you heifer Work it out
I hate you Brooke And I love you for it
Whipped into shape
Hey why'd you pause it
We have a lot to cover
Meet our brand new client Brooke
You can laugh but she's made tons
Off her DVDs and book
Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns
Happily married so she swears
To her sixty-year-old stud
Til stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood
If Brooke took a plea
I'd have her out in 3 to 4
But she claims she did not kill him
Did she
Let's watch some more
But it's more than just a workout
It's a defensive weapon too
Simply wrap it round your assailant's neck
And pull til he turns blue
You can also use the patented handle grip
To shatter your attacker's spine
And all for three small payments of
$19 99
You'll have him whipped into shape
When you get grief from a guy
Just work him over with this
Til he starts to cry
If he don't act like he should
You've got to whip it whip it whip it good
It gets you out of any scrape
It gets you whipped into shape
Come on people
Whipped into shape
What does not kill us makes us hotter
Hands Who thinks she's guilty
Okay now here is where you kids come in
Brooke has trouble trusting me
I'm her only chance to win
But I don't speak MTV
Though Brooke won't help her own defense
She may listen to her peers
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears
I'm a Delta
Not now
I want her whipped into shape
If there's a brain in that hair
Tell it that I am the key
It's a plea or the chair
See when I talk to her I
Get neither plea nor plan nor alibi
To quote from our defendant's tape
I want her whipped into shape
To the jail
Ladies
just because we're at
Boston Women's Correctional Facility
does not mean
we can't become the best that we can be
Circle Circle Under Over
Through Around Again Good
Circle Circle Under Over Through
Around All right ladies
we can't break out of here
but we sure can break a sweat
Left Right Left Right Good
Left Right Left Right Left Right
Work it out
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump say How high
You know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
If you don't look like you should
You've got to whip it whip it whip it good
Like prison ladies no escape
Til you're whipped into shape
Whip it Whip it
Whip it Whip it
Swipe it Swipe it Swipe it through
Check it out Double jump
Swipe it Swipe it Swipe it through
Check it out Double jump
That's right You've got it
Whip it
Whip it
Whip it
Get whipped into shape
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