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Whizzer hey

Suddenly it all came clear:

I said let's have my bar mitzvah here

Surprise

This was Jason's first-rate idea

And I brought the prayer shall

Ooo

It's Jason's bar mitzvah

Don't you move

Everything will soon be great

Close your eyes

While we redecorate

I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres

And someone eat them please

Photo

Ooo

It's Jason's bar mitzvah

Lovely flowers make things lovely

Champagne makes things lovely too

Everything's amiss

Drink up

Anyone for bubbly

Probably it's doubly

Useful at a time like this

Cheers

Cheers

And aren't things lovely

I feel more helpless than I have in years

Try this on

Mendel get this in gear

Please excuse me

If I interfere

But I feel that since I'm the host

It's me who should toast him

Ooo ooo

To Jason's bar mitzvah

I notified the nurses

Told them please to not intrude

I passed around the food

And dumped some extra food

'Cause Lord knows we've got plenty

She's cooked for some 200 guests

We number not that many

Actually we're seven

Maybe it's not dumb

The way this whole thing ends

The food tastes really yummy

Oh mummy

Lovely

The flowers seem to sparkle

The candelabra sets the tone

I must make things

The wine is very soothing

Lovely

Soothes the something something

Someone needed soothing

Put everything

I think perhaps I'm overdressed

In its place

I think perhaps it doesn't matter

Ready for the

That you are

Band

Here we are

Jason's bar mitzvah looks

Like the books

Say it should

Cheers

And aren't things lovely

Everything is lovely

I feel more helpless than I have in years

Here he comes

Fix his tie

Trina try

To make him smile more

Don't know why

But he looks like Marvin

How did you turn out so great

Who do I thank for the man you've turned into

Kid do you know

How proud I am

If I don't show

How proud I am

You hold my dreams

Kid I burst at the seams

'Cause of you

Son of Abraham Isaac and Jacob

Son of Marvin Son of Trina Son of Whizzer Son of Mendel

And godchild to the lesbians from next door

Sing

Oh sing

Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh

Heh-oh non vi-low

Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale

Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh