歌曲名 I Never Wanted This 歌手名 Lisa Howard

作词：佚名

作曲：Barbara Anselmi+Brian Hargrove

Something old something new

Something borrowed something blue

Something blue-ish

Well it's true-ish if you're Jewish at 32

ish

You've been waiting for this day

Pantyhose damn

On this day of celebration

where you've barely slept a wink

On this day of pure elation

where you sure could use a drink

On this day of aggravation when you think

I never wanted this

The creamy silk and satin

I never wanted this

The flowers and the fuss

What's the use of getting married

Forget the wedding cake

And cook the rice you plan to throw

cause you're making a mistake

Do we pray and we fight

for a wedding that is joyous

For a day dressed in white

that might quite possibly destroy us

So you dream of those vows you'll say

while you're throwing your life away

all of this for a steady lay

I never wanted this

Who wants all this attention

I never wanted this

Make a noose and tie the knot

I never wanted to get married

never wanted to get married

never wanted to get married

Jenny take that veil off

You'll stretch it out so much it won't fit your sister

And I'm not

Who am I kidding

I wouldn't fit into this if I was cremated

Jenny I forgot- did you cancel the panini station

Yes

Well call them back

What kind of wedding doesn't have a panini station

People will talk

Whatever