歌曲名 Try Me 歌手名 Nicholas Barasch

作词：佚名

作曲：Jerry Bock+Sheldon Harnick

Mr Maraczek you've gotta stop thinking of me as

just a delivery boy In a suit with a tie I look old

And I've been training myself to be a sales clerk

Training hard For two years

You've been training

I have trained myself going shelf to shelf

and I know every item in the store

Every tube jar box bottle carton and container

What they are

What they cost

What they're for

Although it's something you have never

thought about Mr Maraczek try me

You need a man who knows the business

inside out Mr Maraczek try me

You need help or I'd have never spoken

And why break someone in when I'm already broken

In this emergency I wouldn't let

you down Mr Maraczek try me

Oh I can see by the uncertain way you

frown that you've asked yourself Why me

For first-class clerking and conscientious working

Mr Maraczek why not try me

Alright this cream is sour very sour Take it back

You wish to return this jar madam

Certainly right you are madam

You say that it smells like a drowned cat

Oh it does at that

At Maraczek's madam we claim with pride

The customer must be satisfied

The customer must be satisfied

By the way we have a special sale on Autumn Heather

Let me spray some on your hand

Here we'll smell it together

It has the three elements of good perfume

Attractive to the nose invisible

to the eye and functional

My wife has used it time and again

It's very appealing to us men

I use it myself every now and then

I'll take some

Certainly madam Oh Miss Ritter Ahem Miss Ritter

That's twenty and six for the Autumn Heather

Eight and three for the cream

Thirty-two even for that bottle of Mermaid's Dream

One and three for the eyebrow pencil

Nine for the large shampoo

And then for the jar you're bringing

back that's four and two for you

That's a total of ninety-eight plus

four and two for the jar

Out of a hundred

Cha-ching

Here's your change

Five and two

There you are

The biggest sale in several years I believe

Thank you madam please call again

Glad I could help

Here is my card

Thank you madam please call again

Do call again madam

I would gladly grow a mustache

if you like Mr Maraczek try me

Oh I would even think of giving

up my bike Mr Maraczek try me

For first-class clerking

and conscientious working

Mr Maraczek why not try me