歌曲名 When You Are A Cat 歌手名 Julian Fleisher

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作曲：佚名

When you're a cat

You know the ways into and out of

An empty flat

All falling down

The fixtures dangling at sad angles

The walls gone brown

And there's a plucky lass

Sleeping behind the glass

You know her

When you're a cat

You see it all without detection

You're good at that

The phantom stands

Before the glass without reflection

Pushing her hands

Through it as through water

Lifting out her daughter

As it were

This strange creature knows only rats

And bats and that's fine

She knows bugger all about cats

So the advantage is thine

Being a cat is divine

When you're a cat

You hide your clads in paws to be

Ready for combat

Her claws are long

But by the laws of evolution they're

Made all wrong

I will not hesitate

To sit around and wait

Licking fur