Nobody Does It Like Me - Shirley Bassey

作词：Shirley Bassey

作曲：Cy Coleman/Dorothy Fields/Shirley Bassey

If there's a wrong way do it

And a right way to play it

Nobody does it like me

If there's a wrong way to do it

A right way to screw it up Ha

Nobody does it like me

I've got a big loud mouth

I'm always talking much to

Free

If you go for tact and manners

Better stay away from me

If there's a wrong way to keep it cool

A right way to be a fool

Nobody does it like me

I hear a love song or ballad

I toss like a salad

Nobody tosses like me

And when my evenings get tougher

I just take two bufferin'

And drink a nice cup of tea

Last night I met an old acquaintance

At a fancy corner pub

He said 'come on let's have some supper '

If there's a wrong way take a guy

The worst way to make a guy

Nobody does it like me

If there's a wrong bell I ring it

A wrong note I sing it

Nobody does it like me

If there's a problem I duck it

I don't solve it I just muck it up

Nobody does it like me

And so I try to be a lady

I'm no lady I'm a fraud

And when I talk like I'm a lady

What I sound like is a broad

If there's a wrong way to get a guy

The right way to lose a guy

Nobody does it like me

Nobody does it NO

Nobody does it

Nobody does it like me

Nobody does it like me