歌曲名 The Worst Pies In London 歌手名 Karen Ziemba

作词：

作曲：Stephen Sondheim

A customer

Wait

What's your rush

What's your hurry

You gave me such a

Fright I thought you was a ghost

Half a minute can't you sit

Sit you down sit

All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks

Did you come here for a pie sir

Do forgive me if me head's a little vague

(What was that )

But you'd think we had the plague

From the way that people

keep avoiding

(No you don't )

Heaven knows I try sir

But there's no one comes in even to inhale

Right you are sir

Would you like a drop of ale

Mind you I can't hardly blame them

These are probably the worst pies in London

I know why nobody cares to take them

I should know

I make them

But good No

The worst pies in London

Even that's polite

The worst pies in London

If you doubt it take a bite

Is that just

Disgusting

You have to

Concede it

It's nothing

But crusting

Here drink this

You'll need it

The worst pies in London

And no wonder with the price of meat

What it is

When you get it

Never

Thought I'd live to see the day

Men'd think it was a treat

Findin' poor

Animals

What are dyin' in the street

Mrs Mooney has a pie shop

Does her business but I notice something weird

Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared

Have to hand it to her

What I calls

Enterprise

Poppin' pussies into pies

Wouldn't do in my shop

Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick

And I'm tellin' you

Them pussycats is quick

No denying times is hard sir

Even harder than the worst pies in London

Only lard and nothing more

Is that just

Revolting

All greasy

And gritty

It looks like

It's molting

And tastes like

Well pity

A woman alone

With limited wind

And the worst pies in London

Ah sir

Times is hard

Times is hard