歌词
King of Scurf (2007 Remaster) - The Bonzo Dog Band
作曲:Neil Innes
I had alot of acne and pimples (pop pop)
I had to stay at home
Eventually no one came near me
(Eeeew Eeoogh )
All I had was my comb
And when it came to girls
The other guys seemed to have all the luck
Why hello honey like to come to the high school hop tonight huh
Wha hy you little chickadee
Until one day I heard them say
(His comb is full of muck )
(Now he's the King of Scurf)
They know me everywhere
(King of Scurf)
I got filthy hair
(He's got dandruff)
More'n my share
I'm the King of Scurfers yeah
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Hmm hmm hmm
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Ooo ooo oooo
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Oh oh
(King of Scurfers yeah )
Only last Saturday
We had a scene at our local pub
(Yah yiy yiy yiy that was fantastic )
Everybody was jumpin' and jivin'
(Jump Oooo )
Some were doin' the Bop
(Bop shoo waddy waddy)
Oh look what came over there
I was shooping my head
The dandruff spread
Wow Look at him go
Like leaves blowin' off of the trees
Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers
In scurf right up to their knees
I can feel it in my sneakers
(Now he's the King of Scurf)
They know me everywhere
(King of Scurf)
I got filthy hair
(He's got dandruff)
More'n my share
I'm the King of Scurfers yeah
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Oool ooo ooo ooo ooo
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Oooo hooo
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Oh oh
King of Scurfers yeah
At the beach one day
A muscle man kicked some sand in my face
(Ha ha ha ha ha)
So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome
And soon put him back in his place
That's better
You see the top of my head
Was evenly spread
Like the snow on top of the Alps (whoosh )
The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids
When they saw the state of my scalp
Wow The perfect amount
(Now he's the King of Scurf)
They know me everywhere
(King of Scurf)
I got filthy hair
(He's got dandruff)
More'n my share
I'm the King of Scurfers yeah
Guess I'll just have to start from scratch
(Oooo scurfing yeah)
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
(Oooo scurfing yeah)
Ooo ooo ooo oooo
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Woo oooo oooo oooo
King of Scurfers yeah
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Oh oh oh oh wah aaaah
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Aah aah aah aaaah aah
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
The King of Scurf
(King of Scurfers yeah )
(Oooo scurfing yeah)
Wah aah aah aah aah
(Oooo scurfing yeah)
Whoa oh oh aah aaah
(Oooo scurfing yeah)
Wah aah aah aaahahaa
(King of Scurfers yeah )
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
(Ooooo scurfing yeah)
Ooo ooo ooo oooo
(Oooo scurfing yeah)
Whoah oaah wah aah
(King of Scurfers yeah )
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