Fat Man - Jethro Tull

Don't want to be a fat man

People would think that I was

Just good fun

Would rather be a thin man

I am so glad to go on being one

Too much to carry around with you

No chance of finding a woman who

Will love you in the morning and all the night time too

Don't want to be a fat man

Have not the patience to ignore all that

Hate to admit to myself half of my problems

Came from being fat

Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him

I seen the other side to being thin

Roll us both down a mountain

And I'm sure the fat man would win