Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here (2005 Remaster) - Chas & Dave

作曲：Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock

Mother phoned up last night

She was going spare

She was in a temper pulling out her hair

You're sister's courtin' a scruffy looking ted

Father don't give a monkeys and this is what he said

I don't care I don't care I don't care

If he comes round here

I've got my beer in the sideboard here

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

I said to me mother

Let me 'ave a talk to dad

So he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad

Said she's got no sense silly little cow and

If he comes round here there's gonna be a row

I don't care I don't care

I don't care if he comes round here

I've got my beer in the sideboard here

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

I'll tell ya something else and all

He's never got a job

He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob

Mother says calm down now he's alright

But they're out there snogging in the passage all night

I don't care I don't care

I don't care if he comes round here

I've got my beer in the sideboard here

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes round here

You'd think he was a tramp with the stubble on his chin

He looks like something that the cat's brought in

Never got no money smokes all my fags

Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags

On top of that he said to tell ya

Why I've got the 'ump she had a skinny little belly

Now its sticking out the front

Nothing seems to fit her and

She's running out of clothes

If he keeps on taking liberties

I'll punch him on the nose

I don't care I don't care

I don't care if he comes round here

I've got my beer in the sideboard here

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here sideboard here

Let mother sort it out

Sideboard here if he comes round here

I don't care I don't care

I don't care if he comes round here

I've got my beer in the sideboard here

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes round here

I don't care I don't care

I don't care if he comes round here

I've got my beer in the sideboard here

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here

If he comes round here I've got my beer

Let mother sort it out

In the sideboard here got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes round here