歌曲名 Sloppy Love Jingle Pt 3 歌手名 Gym Class Heroes

作词：Gym Class Heroes

作曲：Gym Class Heroes

The bombs been detonated

I'm just waiting for the explosion

I was at second base

and it was time for me to close in on third

With blurred vision and precisley placed

slurred words we started kissing

Man listen it was like a scene

from a very bad B movie with a very low budget

Well f**k it I admit I was drunk

and I loved it every last second

I couldn't kill the thought of us butt-ass naked

Tele is surfing with the fan

on chattin about the session and

Slowly getting into some closet

skeleton confessions thats when

She made an offer I couldn't refuse

and chills went up and down my legs

like some of my tattoos

She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away

She said she'd love it

if I'd stay till the following day

So it was time to exit stage left

I made my rounds gave my pounds

and hugs gathered my thoughts

and took a deep breath

And now we're stepping to the door

but right before we step Disashi

bought me one more

And now I'm feeling it

I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it

With our hands interlocking

as we're walking down exchange street

With our hearts pitter-patting to the same beat

and then she popped the question like

Trav you ever been in love

I'm like Psh Not that I recall Well

there was one situation

but I didn't have the patience

Or the balls to say it and every time

I tried I just diligently delayed it

And it sounds something like stuttering

Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant

without a single resident

The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in

I seen her the other day riding my bike

and kept pedaling

If it wasn't for meddling kids

would love even exist Nope

If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this Nope

She probably took offense

I probably started getting sober

Cause she started getting ugly

and I think I probably told her

Then my feet got heavy I started dripping sweat

Knew I was getting into something I'd later regret

Right when I lit the ciggarette

I caught a case of the spins

And started wishing I was back at the bar

with my friends Disashi

And then it happened I fell flat on my face

When I awoke I found that

I was in a very strange place

I must have got my wish granted

cause I was butt-ass naked

But the only downside was

that the room was pretty vacant

Except next to the bed

there was this note on the dresser

While I'm tryin to deal

with this hangover head pressure

With a smile I grabbed the note

lit a smoke and sat back

Dear whoever lose my number