The Bride Stripped Bare (By the Batchelors) [2007 Remaster] - The Bonzo Dog Band

作曲：Neil Innes/Vivian Stanshall

So the boys got together and formed a band

Uh f-fate played the straight man

And since then they've never looked back

Hey you lads welcome to club

I've seen you on the telly with your

Long hair and pimples

(pop-pop)

We arrived at the gig looking rough

Not happy we'd all had enough

Of eight hours on the road

Legs Larry said he

It's the boozer for me dear boy

Yip yip yessiry

And the hotel reception was empty and cold

With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old

It stank like a rhino house

Mr Slater said Oh I can smell Vindaloo

Oh really

No sir O'Reilly

Hobnob

And we wave to the people who frown

At our hair as we ride into town

And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear

In the club where the

Dohl Pal Show would appear

In person as themselves

(arf arf)

In person as themselves

Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while

Before we switched on our theatrical smile

Hey you remember

Hot dogs on sale in foyer

Eyy

You can have a drink in your dressing room

Lads but you can't come into club

Looking like that We can't oblige Thank you

Hey Redneck

We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye

Aye

That's a brand new scratch on the piano

Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right

Whoa 'oo did that

I remember one time--

And Buddy

Aye

Put off all thought though in here dunnit

Whoa what

Will you take your empty

Glasses back to the bar

Any 'artistes' messing in football

Will be paid off immediately

Hoover

It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter

Five pints of lager and one Coke

You got me lads it's the manager

That makes the rules