歌曲名 Nan You Are A Window Shopper (Edited Version)

歌手名 Lily Allen

作词：Lily Allen+Darren Lewis+Darren Lewis+Iyiola Babalola+Iyiola Babalola

作曲：Bob Marley+Curtis Jackson+Darren Lewis+Iyiola Babalola+Lily Allen+Lily Allen+Darren Lewis+Darren Lewis+Iyiola Babalola+Iyiola Babalola

The bottom feels so much better than the top

So much better

Nan you're a window shopper

Taking a look but you never buy

Nan you're a window shopper

You won't pick it up if its over a fiver

Nan you're a window shopper

Get on the bus coz you still can't drive

Nan you're a window shopper

Mad as only just alive

Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky

You fumble for your gles

coz without 'em you cant see

It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20

And I still have to wear

all the presents you sent me

I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label

You done your Chrisas shopping

and we're only in April

And you wont leave the house

unless your wearing your thermals

You're covered all in cat hair

and you're stinking like Strepsils

Your heading down the Bowls Club

Have another orange squash

Balls are rollin rollin rollin

You can't walk right

coz things aren't what they were

Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen

Nan you're a window shopper

Taking a look but you never buy

Nan you're a window shopper

You won't pick it up if its over a fiver

Nan you're a window shopper

Get on the bus coz you still can't drive

Nan you're a window shopper

Mad as only just alive

You're walking down the post office

to pick up your pension

And then you're off to Bingo

it's become an obssession

So weary of the kids

when their wearin' their hoods up

And even if they smile at you

you think its a stick-up

You only buy the paper

just to cut out the coupons

Your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons

Your always at the doctor

picking up your prescription

And they throw in some K-Y

just to ease up the friction

You gotta leak in your colostomy bag

Yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in

At the weekend your shopping with your trolley

Its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin

Nan you're a window shopper

Taking a look but you never buy

Nan you're a window shopper

You won't pick it up if its over a fiver

Nan you're a window shopper

Get on the bus coz you still can't drive

Nan you're a window shopper

Mad as only just alive